Barb Jacobs Just Wont Die! 9781805467557 Paperback

‘My new favorite slasher novel’Stephen Graham JonesA serial killer? She’sSOover it.Barbra Jacobs is done. She’s spent twenty years playing the ‘final girl’ – the prettiest one who gets to survive till the end of the movie. She’s sick of creepy guys at backwater horror conventions asking her to sign photos of her twenty-year-old self in underwear.She already knows this will be her last convention when she finds a woman with her throat slit in the bathroom.It’s a message for her, she’s sure of it. And now the bodies are dropping as a deranged killer stalks Barb, picking off her former castmates one by one . . .She’s through playing the victim. If she’s going to live, Barb must give the final-girl performance of her life.Because this time, there’s no one coming to save her.Nightmare on Elm StreetmeetsBarbiein this iconic serial killer thriller – perfect for horror fans and scream queens alike.Readers can’t get enough of Tanya Pell’s fun, feminist slasher that’s perfect for Spooky Season!’Well, that was atotal banger !Thebest final girlever ! . . . one of mytop 3 horror slasher favorites.’ Reader review, 5 stars’I came for the horror.I stayedbecauseBarb Jacobs just wouldn’t die… and apparently neither would mythoughtsabout thisbook.’ Reader review, 5 stars’I had anabsolute ballwith this bookstart to finish. . . I’ve beenalong for the ride walking next to Barb in killer heels.’ Reader review, 5 stars’Funny and scaryin equal measure withhorrorreferences galore . . .highly entertainingfrom the start.’ Reader review, 5 stars__________________________________________________________________ALL YOUR FAVOURITE HORROR AUTHORS + REVIEWERS CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF BARB JACOBS:’Barb Jacobs is a Final Girl for the ages . . . this is one book you absolutely don’t want to miss’Gwendolyn Kiste’GO BARB! An ode to feminine-and final girl-rage that is exactly what I needed’S.A. Barnes’Barbie Just Won’t Die!is the authentic final girl anthem that slasher fans have been screaming for’Brian McAuley’Say hello to your new slasher obsession . . . Feminist, frightening and fantastically funny. Fans of Stephen Graham Jones will eat this up’Josh Winning’Tanya Pell delivers a razor-sharp, unapologetic deconstruction of fame and female survival’Christa Carmen’A glittery, campy meta-slasher, Pell delivers gnarly kills, terrible puns, a reluctant final girl and a theatrically menacing masked killer’@georgesreads’A wildly entertaining slasher that truly understands what horror fans love while delivering something fresh and meaningful’Capes and Tights