A Parade of Horribles 9780241836880 Hardback

CARL IS PLANNING SOMETHING DANGEROUS, BUT AT WHAT COST?The eighth explosive installment in Matt Dinnimans best selling LitRPG series, and it’s off to the races . . .-[A] comically cosmic adventure seriesoften laugh-out-loud funnyGrind your way to dungeon mastery alongside Carl and Princess DonutThe Wall Street JournalIf theres a better LitRPG than Dungeon Crawler Carl, I havent read itShirtaloon, author ofHe Who Fights Monsters-As chaos and mass panic spread outside the dungeon in the wake of Faction Wars, Carl and Donut find themselves on the tenth floor, where theyre forced to compete in a surprisingly normal set of tasks.Well, normal for the dungeon.Races. Get from point A to point B, and dont come in last. After each race, they pick an upgrade for their vehicle and the track gets more challenging.It all seems a a littletoosimple.Ignore those strange glitches that are occurring with increasing frequency. Dont listen to those whispers about whats happening on the mysterious eleventh floor, something the system AI callsA Parade of Horribles. Nobody, not even the showrunners, knows what that means. Just that the AI has ominously dubbed it a coming-out party for the ages.Everything is fine, Crawler. I repeat, everything is fine.Carl hates that its business as usual. The rules of this floor have taken away his agency. That just will not do.So Carl is planning a party of his own. Its a plan so dangerous, so insane, he cant even consult his friends lest the AI put a stop to it.Because if it goes wrong, its not just the end of Carl and Donut. No. The stakes are higher than theyve ever been.Includes part eight of the exclusive bonus story Backstage at the Pineapple Cabaret.-Praise forDungeon Crawler CarlFresh. Creative. Hilarious. Im obsessedPrincess Donut is my queenActor, producer and New York Times bestselling author Felicia DayThis series has no goddamn business burying so much depth and emotion and complexity under its bawdy, gory surface, but it does so anyway. What a wild-ass and unexpected delightNew York Times bestselling author Scott LynchThis is the book for anyone who ever wondered what it would be like to be a role player in a game with the best game master ever or maybe anyone who has been outside at nightin their underwearlooking for their cat and wondering, Whats the worst thing that could happen? Once you start, you wont put it down’Patricia Briggs, #1 New York Times bestselling author of theMercy ThompsonseriesOne of the most bananapants, funny, inventive books I have read in a whileBook RiotDungeon Crawler Carl is just one big smile all the way through. Put on your best pair of boxer shorts and sit back for a truly fun and enjoyable readNew York Times bestselling author Kevin J. AndersonDungeon Crawler Carl is the best start to a series Ive read this year. I wish Id tried it soonerWill Wight, author of the Cradle seriesTo describe the Dungeon Crawler Carl series, and the first book in particular, one must blend the darkest, grittiest science fiction with the humour of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. It mixes fun, whimsical absurdity, and serious, dark themes with dire consequencesit is so spectacularly good that I cannot recommend it high enoughGrimdark MagazineDinnimans Douglas-Adams-but-playing-D&D romp was so much fun that I immediately went out and got the next two booksgenuinely joyfulLitHub.com